.Sunday, February 17, 2008
♥ Retarded Kris!Hohoho :D Today is a mad day!
Went church with kris, wainee and victoria.
After that went amk hub nebo eat.
Than went go and kris come my house cause
she dont dare to go home cause so dark.
She scared of ghost? Lol
Let me tell you how to avoid a police when
you are tonning out :D [credit to ****!]
P/S: not me horh! im not that retarded :p
1. Always prepare a cup noodle infront of you when
you are out.
2. If you happen to see a police car pass by, ignore
and continue and eat noodle!
3. When the police approaching in your direction,
slowly walk away to a nearby HDB staircase and
hide.
4. If you suai and kana found by police, than
the police ask you what you doing here, tell them
going jogging. [in cardigans and skinnies with a
handbag! :D]
5. If the police dont believe, tell them you going
down to cross the ZEBRA crossing. [the cardigan
is in black and white stripes!]
6. If the police dont believe again, act retarded
and start clapping your hands [eg. do cock eyes
then stick out your tongue]
7. ... TILL THEY FREAK OUT !!!!!!!
Let me tell you how to avoid a police when
you are tonning out, "SLEEPING" :D
1. When you saw a police car pass by, pretend sleeping.
2. When the police try to wake you up, die die also
cannot open your eyes!
3. When you finally "wake up", start to sleep walk and
if the police chase you, start tickling him until he falls on
the floor :D
4. After that, ask him how was his dinner and stick out
your hand to hire a cab. [your eyes still closing~]
5. ... After that i bet the police will sent you home and
your name will not be recorded!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAH >:D
5:28:00 AM
